- Rule 1: Once you have their money ... never give it back.
- Rule 6: A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
- Rule 10: Greed is eternal.
- Rule 34: Peace is good for business.
- Rule 35: War is good for business.
- Rule 60: Keep your lies consistent.
- Rule 189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
- Rule 261: A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
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